My 10 petty hates.

There's alot of things that bug me in life, but I thought I'd mention the 10 things I hate most, you might think I'm weird after reading them but to me they make me cringe more than watching American pie with your parents.

1: I hate it when people explain every detail of their life on facebook. Nobody wants to know how your cats just woke up or that your boyfriend has size 10 feet. It's unnecessary. When people express how depressed they are it just makes me feel depressed.

2: When people take forever to text back. I always carry my phone so I pretty much text back within 5 minutes, but especially when it's a question, don't leave me hanging!

3: May sound a tad strange but I hate belly buttons, I even cringe when typing it. I will never understand why people get their bellies out when they aren't at the beach. No need, we don't want to see your gross dent in your stomach where it looks like your skins eating itself. MINGING.

4: I hate fake people. Yes I'm from Essex, not every ones fake there though. It's the layer upon layer of make up and the stupid amount of perfume that just makes people smell like a department store I cant stand. Also when people pretend they're someone they aren't = fake. Naturally beauty is alot more attractive trust me.

5: When people sleep through an alarm and don't snooze. This has only started bugging me since uni, but is so god damn annoying. I have an international roommate next to me and every morning he takes forever to turn off his alarm therefore waking up the entire flat. Snooze was invented for a reason, jeez.

6: Public displays of affection. It sounds like I hate people alot. I don't, I couldn't care less about people hugging, holding hands, it's when I'm trying to eat my Gregg's sausage roll and there's a game of tonsil tennis going on right in my face. There's a time and a place okay!

7: When people say they're fat/ ugly when they clearly aren't. Just draws more attention to themselves, makes me think 'you're an idiot' not sympathetic whatsoever.

8: People who don't get hangovers. Everyone does! I don't see how you can't really. Stop lying just admit you have a pounding head and want to curl up into a ball and die, okay?

9: Seeing each other. I've been there, everyone has. Truth is I hate it. What is seeing someone anyways?  You're together or you aren't, simples.

10: I hate tacky carry ons of films. Grease two? Mean girls two? Bring it on again? All a pile of shite. your never going to make a good second film if you replace the original actors with poor unknown peasants.

Now to conclude my petty hates, rant over!

The picture's totally irrelevant but it shows the four stages of life. My mum sent it to me once and I couldn't agree more.